Paris Hilton

Heiress Paris Hilton is really squicked out when people leak their sex tapes in order to gain fame and notoriety -- even though a leaked sex tape is probably the only reason any of us have ever heard of her. In fairness, though, she (by all accounts, anyway) had nothing to do with that tape being made public.

Today (June 7) celebrities lost pets, sought pastries, met other celebrities, learned to tweet and got their Vine on.

Today in 'The End Is Nigh' news, Paris Hilton has inked a deal to make her an official member of the Young Money empire. So will the heiress be spittin' bars with her YMCMB counterparts like Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne? No, she won't (thank goodness!).

Young Money meets family money. Lil Wayne signed Paris Hilton to a record deal on his Young Money label because ... well, we honestly have no idea.

Celebrities get bored. How could they not? They get famous being or doing a certain thing and then when they get tired of just having their photos taken for no reason, they decide they better branch out and do something different so there’s another reason to have their photos taken again. That’s our theory behind Paris Hilton's new beach club.

Today (May 8) the celebrities got philosophical, talked temperature, prepped for dental work, figured out Twitter, visited old stomping grounds and acted as human calandars.

Paris Hilton was on 'Late Night With David Letterman' on May 2 (promoting herself, as usual) when talk turned to the Lohan clan and Paris' revolving-door love life.

Sofia Coppola's newest offering 'The Bling Ring,' which stars Emma Watson, follows the true story of the teenage thieves also known as the Hollywood Hills Burglars -- who, between 2008 and 2009, gained notoriety for robbing the homes of stars like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Orlando Bloom, Rachel Bilson and Megan Fox. Now? We have a sneak peek at the flick.

Perhaps finally accepting the fact that she will never take over the Hilton hotel chain, Paris Hilton slipped on a sparkly Playboy bunny outfit and partied with Hugh Hefner and Snoop Lion for Playboy's annual Easter egg hunt. YAY JESUS!

Car company Ford is in a little hot water for an ad campaign that revolved around making light of kidnapping in order to advertise the trunk space of their Ford Figo, with one ad putting a caricature of Paris Hilton in the role of driver and Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian bound and gagged in the trunk. As the ad states, "Leave your worries behind with Figo's extra-large boot." Or in