Megan Fox

Oh pregnancy, the great equalizer. It turns Duchesses into vomiting messes, gives supermodels their first ounce of stomach fat ever -- and makes Megan Fox stop disrobing in her films. What will she use to distract us from her poor acting skills now? Take up juggling?

Looks like being a new mom isn't keeping Megan Fox busy enough -- the actress and her legal team are upset that a humor site has posted a photo of Fox with her head Photoshopped onto the nude body of someone else. Her team has threatened to sue unless the fake photo, which the site freely admits is fake, is removed. So that's a good use of the judicial system.

It's official -- Megan Fox is now a MILF. The 'Transformers' actress and her husband, '90210' actor Brian Austin Green (yeah, we're not sure how that happened either), welcomed a baby boy named Noah Shannon Green on Sept. 27.