Jessica Simpson, who hasn't spoken to her ex-husband Nick Lachey in six years, is reportedly furious that Lachey went on Bravo's 'Watch What Happens Live' and told anyone with cable that Joe Simpson used to grab his ass at family functions.
See, it's funny because it totally might be true.
Chelsea Handler, host of 'Chelsea Lately,' went on 'Conan' to talk to Conan O'Brien about their recent nude shower sketch -- which Handler credits as putting O'Brien on the sexy map -- and a run-in with Jessica Simpson's baby shower.
We almost forgot that Ashlee Simpson was famous, but apparently the younger Simpson sister is maintaining relevance through the nepotism that got her here in the first place and latching onto big sis Jessica for support.
Seems Ashlee's partying has reportedly gotten so out of control that Papa Joe and mom Tina Simpson have recruited Jessica to keep an eye on her troubled little sis. (You know, when Jessica's not busy getting pregnant and wondering how it all happened.)
Jessica Simpson remained adorable and candid in a sitdown with Jimmy Kimmel to promote 'Fashion Star,' and she revealed more than she bargained for -- including the sex of her baby -- in her typically charming, foot-in-mouth fashion.
Upcoming two-time mama Jessica Simpson seems determined to spawn a collection of oddly-named babies. After giving her first child (a girl) the male moniker of Maxwell Drew, she's now thinking about calling her second child Ace.
Thus predestining the kid to be a race car driver. Or a high-stakes poker player. Or a greaser who hangs out behind the school cafeteria with a best bud named Soda Pop.
Gwyneth Paltrow, tired of raking in millions to be one of the most overrated actresses in Hollywood, would rather focus her time on building her own empire of expensive things no one really needs. Just like Jessica Simpson.
Seems there's a lot of ice skating going on in hell these days, because serial-dater John Mayer finally admitted he exhibited some douche-like behavior to his former lady loves Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and Taylor Swift.
In "totally good idea" news that isn't, Universal Television, Electus and NBC are partnering up to create a scripted sitcom about Jessica Simpson's life. Starring, of course, Jessica Simpson.
While NBC has mostly struggled in the comedy department over the last few years, such critical gems as 'Community,' '30 Rock,' 'Parks and Recreation' and even 'The Office' failing to bring in the big ratings, the network's recent success in the last year may lead them to some bolder choices. To that end, the peacock has decided to extend its relationship with 'Fashion Star' judge Jessica Simpson, affording the singer her own semi-autobiographical sitcom in the near future. But how true to life would a Jessica Simpson sitcom be?
Now that Jessica Simpson has confirmed what we already knew, she's free to share endless photos of her burgeoning belly so the paparazzi don't have to. And given Kim Kardashian's own gynecological news, the next few months are gonna be an epic Instagram showdown between the two.
Yay. Awesome. (Blargh.)
