Adele

Perhaps because Adele keeps her personal life so private it would be a surprise to no one that a memoir penned by the songstress would make big bucks. Unfortunately for fans, Adele turned down a seven-figure book deal from Harper Collins because she's too young to write a memoir... just yet.

Vitalii Sediuk, the Ukrainian prankster who crashed the Grammys and later ran onstage to interrupt Adele's acceptance speech (only to be dispatched by Jennifer Lopez and her mighty Thumb of Doom), is facing six months in jail and up to $2,000 in fines. There was really no need to rush the stage with proclamations of love, dude. Adele already knows everyone loves her.

Everyone loves Adele. This is an indisputable fact. If you don't, you might be an emotionless robot. Britney Spears is one of those on the long list of people who admire the 'Skyfall' songstress, and she even penned a letter to Adele in ELLE's Women in Music Issue.

For this year's Women in Music issue of ELLE magazine, Adele graces the cover.

The Brits may not have a reputation as romantic as that of the French or Italians in Europe, and their choice of lovemaking music may have something to do with that. A recent survey showed that Adele nabbed the top spot for songs most British couples get busy to -- and it wasn't a romantic tune, either.

Perhaps at a loss for any other material, Joan Rivers once more made what seems like a thirsty grab for media attention this week by body-shaming Adele. Adele has yet to comment because she's too busy counting her accolades and winning at living.

Adele has a slew of trophies, a kid, millions of dollars ... and no driver's license. She wants to change that last part.

A little over a week ago, Adele took home her very own Oscar for her flawless song 'Skyfall' -- and she also brought a mini-Oscar back across the pond for her child, awarding him the title of "Best Son." Good thing he's too young to realize he's also her only son.

We love Joan Rivers when she's funny. She's a comic legend and pulls no punches. But her recent stint on 'The Late Show With David Letterman' was trite and full of fat jokes about Adele, who is pretty universally loved. As a result, that didn't sit well with a lot of people.

Ever wondered what the Powerpuff Girls would look like in real life? Well, look no further than Barbra Streisand, Adele and Shirley Bassey, who -- after killing it at the Oscars -- hung out together at the Governor's Ball. With their powers combined they are ... Captain Planet Diva!