Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Richard Gere + Carey Lowell’s 11-Year Marriage Ending in Divorce
In celebrity relationship news that actually makes us sad, Richard Gere and his wife, Carey Lowell, have separated and are seeking divorce after a staggering 11 years of marriage.
Although, in Hollywood time, that means they basically passed away of old age together while staring into each other's eyes.
Lindsay Lohan May Already Be a Single Lady
One week ago we wondered whether or not Lindsay Lohan was dating her friend (and reality star of 'Most Eligible Dallas') Matt Nordgren, and now we no longer have to wonder -- because even if they were together, reports say they're not now.
Well, that was easy.
M.I.A. Refuses to Pay Fine For Flipping the Bird During Her Super Bowl Performance [VIDEO]
Rapper M.I.A. is refusing to pay any money to the NFL for showing off her middle-finger during her Super Bowl performance alongside Madonna last year because according to her, scantily clad faux-cheerleaders showing off their undergarments is much more offensive than what she did.
Farrah Abraham’s Dad Is Really Amused By Her Upcoming Sex Toy Line [NSFW PHOTO]
In case you haven't heard the horrifying news, molds have been taken of Farrah Abraham's chest and lady parts and will be sold as sex toys in 2014. But even more terrifying, her dad thinks this is a really awesome business decision.
Mike WiLL’s ‘#23′ Music Video Featuring Miley Cyrus Rapping Leaks [VIDEO]
First there was Miley Cyrus' pretend-metaphorical 'We Can't Stop' video followed by the emotional nudity of 'Wrecking Ball.' Now we get to see Mike WiLL's leaked music video for the basketball-centric '#23' starring Miley, Juicy J and Wiz Khalifa.
Neil Patrick Harris Won’t Host Any More Awards Shows Anytime Soon
Neil Patrick Harris has been the go-to awards show host for a while now, but with four Tony Award gigs and two Emmy Awards ceremonies under his belt, the song and dance man is ready to take a break from the hosting gig for a while.
Jon Hamm Will Go Under the Knife for Throat Surgery
Yes, Jon Hamm will be undergoing throat surgery soon -- but have no fear citizens, it's all a routine operation.
Who gets to bring him his ice cream while he's recovering? Because we totally volunteer as tribute.
James Franco + Child Star Joey King Twerk Together [VIDEO]
'Oz the Great and Powerful' brought together two souls, actor/student/professor/singer/artist/cross-dresser/critic/playwright James Franco and child actress Joey King who decided to use the happenstance of their paths crossing to twerk together.
Actress Dania Ramirez Is Pregnant With Twins, Reveals Their Gender
Dania Ramirez -- who is now part of the cast of the new Lifetime series 'Devious Maids' -- recently announced that she and her husband John Beverly Amos Land are expecting twins, and they know the gender: one of each.
Pregnant ‘Teen Mom 3′ Star Mackenzie Douthit Breaks Her Foot [VIDEO]
As if being four months pregnant with her second child and taking care of a precocious two-year-old isn't hard enough, Mackenzie Douthit from 'Teen Mom 3' has also broken her foot.
We feel like she may have entered Murphy's law territory.